Where did I find this do I hear you ask? London, of course where all the nutters live.
This bastard love-child of an£100 Apollo special and a lucky dip into a scrap pile is clearly designed for people to lazy too pedal, or too stupid to realise they’ve been seen from a long way off. Can you imagine trying to pedal that when the battery runs out (about two minutes after full charge I’d wager)
That particular cell type has a little-known feature where over-charging leads to significant explosion. It’d be a kindness, really.
Anyway I need to tell you more about the “breakage contigen” which has now spread into members of my immediate family. And if I don’t write what happened in Exmoor soon, I’ll have to make the whole thing up. Rather than just about half of it as normal.
More of this soon, but first: Chilled Medicine, double dose.