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• Zero visibility fog
• Amusingly intermittent LED lights
• Leaking Camelbaks
• Cheeky rain showers
• Tractionless wet leaves
• Occasional mud, always in a place most likely to cause an accident
• Bruised testicles
• Vertical exposure

This rider would like to thank

• The bloke who designed Avid Juicy disc brakes
• New Zealand Merino Wool
• Kenda Tyres
• Giro Helmets
• GroundEffect toasty socks
• Endura waterproof shorts
• Shimano boots

without which I’d be communicating from a hospital bed.

That was a PROPER night ride 🙂