It’s official. In the differently shaped world of the Hedgehog, silly is the new serious. Maybe it’s because I never really got around to growing up, or as I have kids of my own, or even – after 40 – days fast forward into weeks and weeks into years, and you have to fill the rushing time with something.
But whatever it is, I have inaugurated Rule#3* into Al’s approach to dealing with the real world. And it is simply “Every week I shall do something properly silly“. There is already quite enough doom, gloom and despondency waiting for a mouse click, or the flick of the paper. What’s needed is some balance, a sense of the stupid, and a reason to giggle.
Today this took the form of trying not to be punched backwards by a gale force wind, whilst being seriously inconvenienced by a wing shaped lump of foam. We waded through damp bracken to crest a high point on the Long Mynd, before being properly bested by Mother Nature.**
Waves of weather washed over us, hail – driven on by screaming wing – piercing any unprotected skin, occasionally clear patches rushed past at the speed of stupid, only for the next front to surf the slope and break right over our heads.
I broke the Wildthing on the second flight. Although that’s an inaccurate statement because a) it was already a bit broken from smashing into a brick wall last week, and b) because it wasn’t flying, it was merely travelling backwards and out of sight while I pointless twirled the sticks.
It took me a while to realise it was broken, as I’d lost it in about fifty acres of featureless bracken. Amazingly I found it nearly HALF A MILE AWAY by twitching the controls and listening for echo of staining servos. Now a non silly person would have taken one look at the damage, the weather and their lack of ability to fly in such difficult conditions and gone home. Sulkily and unfulfilled.
Being silly, I taped the fuselage back together, grafted some further botched repair to prevent the wing from flying free, and headed back to the ridge. Feet soaking, jeans sodden and fingers frozen, I tried again. And again and once more, as the model cartwheeled backwards adding more damage without really ever properly flying.
Being really silly, I kept on going and was rewarded with ten minutes of brilliant fun as the air smoothed out with distance from the edge. Silly possibly went to stupid as practising rolls with a wing held on by parcel tape possibly was taking the whole thing slightly too frivolously. But the model held together long enough for me to see the next weather front rolling up the valley.
We quit then, because two hours of this kind of silliness is really enough. Tea and medals followed and we couldn’t keep the stupid grins off our frozen faces. It reminds me of riding Mountain Bikes when clearly staying inside was the sensible option. Or setting off for an extra loop when light and tired legs are against you.
So it seems I found another way of being silly. And that can only be a good thing. Rule#3, er, rules.
* Rule#1: Life is too short to drink with arseholes.
Rule#’2: If the answer isn’t “a big glass of wine and a sit down” then re-phrase the question until it is.
** Who was clearly having a bad hair day.
Maybe, just maybe, you need a different alternate hobby than flying model aeroplanes, as, erm….well…you don’t seem very good at it? maybe try, i dunno, consuming vast quantities of pharmacological products, just for shits and giggles like.
Well I’m not sure I agree with your description of “not very good”. I’d prefer “Plucky Beginner with bags of enthusiasm, lacking some finesse in the landing department”. I mean one of the crashes was my plane with someone else flying it. And this one, well it was blowing a sodding 40 KNOT+ gale.
It’s sounding like excuses isn’t it? Now what would ‘Al The Mountain Biker” do in this situation.
UPGRADE 🙂
or alternatively not fly in 40knot gale….
Problem with that Dave is it doesn’t pass muster in the silly parade!