.. when a friend sent me this from Annova

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor’s advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog’s needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: “The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.”

At least the animal was “unhurt“. Like that’s a surprise, stick the one eyed womb ferret into a organic bagfull of pissed off hedgehog and wonder if pain may follow shortly. I couldn’t help thinking “nice one hedgehog“.

He also sent me a link to a story where a man had married a goat after having sex with it. I’ve no idea how he finds these stories but it’s a concern that “Hedgehog” and “Pickle” could draw all sorts of loonies here. Well, more loonies anyway.

I’m NOT posting the goat marriage story. Unless you really want me too.