I have entered a parallel universe

And it’s a wonderful place. After taking my lunch in what we’ve started to call “Meeting Room 5” should anyone ask awkward questions, I returned to this missive from Corporate Services:

I am very sorry that this has taken so long but am pleased to inform you the shower on the RH side has been repaired and is now operational.”

So an apology AND a working shower – surely not in my lifetime? I ran downstairs to see if this could possibly be true and stunningly it was.

My life of cynicism is over. After a mere three months of asking, the vast engineering undertaking of repairing a single shower has been successfully completed.

I have had quite alot to say about showers so this development has done much to restore my faith in uncaring, faceless bureaucracy.

That is all 🙂

3 thoughts on “I have entered a parallel universe

  1. Robert

    Dear Sir,

    I wish to complain about the post on your web blog entitled “I have entered a parallel universe”

    This post contained none of cynicism we have come to expect from the ‘hog. In fact it stank of positivity and optimism.

    I trust this is just a minor blip on an otherwise excellent record, and normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.




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