This post modern electronic printing press on which my loquacious verbiage resides is really rather clever. Sadly, I’m not, so will be unable to take advantage of a myriad of options which seem to include “for world peace, click here”. However, downloading new ‘themes’ is within my technical remit hence the change.
I was perturbed that around a thousand themes were available. It’s a bad enough vanity stealing time from others to read your book without designing the cover as well. Anyway, I’d like to say a complex selection procedure was undertaken combining a conceptual seasonal theme fused with earthiness and a nod to the scarcity of planetary resources.
It wasn’t. I like blue.
Being a somewhat one trick pony around the gubbins of this site, I now have license to install about a theme a day until one speaks to me or someone else speaks to me in a “stop fucking about will you” kind of way. I hope I’m through my orange period when that happens.
Ahh you seem to post your posts as pages not posts, that’s why the menubar is full of your postpages ๐
Yeah I noticed that and spent about 2 seconds examining the code that does it. At which point, I thought I’d ask someone for help ๐ Let me know if you’d like admin rights!
What’s wrong with Orange may I ask?
How long have you got… ๐
That themes tempting winter, by thump! Cant we have nice brown trees and autumnal sun??
I did have a look for Autumn but they were all turd brown and rather rubbish. A good fit you may think and while that’s a persuasive argument, for the moment the fact that this theme ruins the site on a Blackberry is reason enough to keep it for a bit!
Maybe a ‘Mud’ theme might be more appropriate considering the recent weather (and likely Chiltern conditions)!
Orange? Good colour for bikes ๐
Actually I’m kinda used to it now. Perhaps a yuletide berry or two on the tree nearer the crimble season would add a festive something? Or perhaps a big snow knob like I had briefly in the back garden until Mrs Konadawg spotted it. :oD
I hope I haven’t led you to think I actually have any control over the themes (barely any over the content). It’s a cut’n’shut from the wordpress site. However, the idea of a “Snow Knob” is so classy, it has me reaching for the PHP manual ๐ Quality.
lol.
Where’s the next and previous post links at the top/bottom/anywhere on the effing page that allow me to seamlessly navigate from one post to another then?
Artistic wank wins over practicality? Styles designed by fuckin’ meeja types. Harumph.
If I may be so bold, that’s what bloody RSS is for. Anyway I’ve changed it now. But only because I’m unable to mount an argument in the face of a strong Harumph.